He could always get a job. I hear Walmart pays greeters like $15 an hour.

The root problem here is driving the kids to school. School busses, city busses and walking or biking are the right way to do it. My recollection is NYC schools give every student a transit pass so those kids could be riding those,MTA busses instead of blocking them. Even if the MTA needs a dedicated bus line with…

How is this even a question?

We bought Musk’s truck to use to teach kids not to use drugs, the exact opposite of what Musk does!

All of this. I know the answer is traffic and clicks, but I don’t know why any news organizations bothers reporting the things he says as if they were anything other than outright lies or nonsensical, possibly late-stage-syphilis-related fever dreams.  He is not, and has never been, a serious candidate, and that’s…

Died in the cybertruck the other night because I couldn’t get out.

Can you please clarify how it was banned?

I’d guess the owner tried to use it as a truck, with predictable results.

I agree with the sentiment that this is rage/clickbait. I would believe that particular bike wasn’t in running condition. This is just a dipshit looking for alt-right clout and a free new bike. 

Texas State troopers are now investigating what happened during the crash that took place in the early morning house of August 5.

But but but it’s rare!!!

No it’s not. It’s shite.

Somehow it escaped them until now that yes—it’s always been about them.

What a hellhole this automotive blog has become.

It’s a phenomenon I’ve noticed, people sitting at least one car length back from the limit line. Is it some old wives tail about you’re more likely to die if you go up to the line?

Same here my friend. I’ve been here since before brefass scotch, Jalopnik Gold, and the GTFAC explosion. It’s been wild to see everything just disappear.

How “excellent” on their part. Now I have another noncolor that I can hate as much as Glossy Primer Gray:

Who are these people who get so excited by new shades of grey? Are they the same people who gave us 2000 shades of white?

“Cybertruck makes a U Turn using only my pinky. Check mate.”