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I’ve seen this show before… it’s boring.

This could be an offbeat rural comedy — directed by the Cone Brothers.

COX inhibitor? Sounds like my ex-wife.

Maybe, just maybe, if your country didn’t allow everyone - including this delusional kid - to wear a gun, shit like this wouldn’t happen. Without that gun on his hip, this probably ends with the kid getting some (well deserved) fines. Yeah, he was a fucking idiot, but that clearly isn’t yet a death penalty offence.

His Russian was not that good.  When they put a gun to his head, they were asking him “Where’s moose and squirrel?”

At this point? I think he should just install his mom as the CEO. It’s basically what he’s looking for. Someone to uncritically shield him and lash out as his enemies and take all the responsibilities while he sits in his basement being an online troll.

Pretty sure the fighter pilot one is just his head photoshopped onto this stock photo, with a little bit of terrible airbrushing.

LeVar is awesome and has been for a long time.

And unless they get rid of that haptic bullshit on the GTI it is dead to me. 

I’m all for letting the franchise end with Harrison Ford. I wish it would have ended in 1989. With him literally riding into the sunset.

Yeah I get the feeling just from the small clip above that he should have taken over the *instant* it started to turn right. Instead, he intentionally drove into oncoming traffic to film his reaction for Youtube / Twitter / whatever.

wow, it really is starting to drive like a real human. Too bad it’s the shittiest human driver they are modeling. 

Just FYI - if you signed up or not, everyone in the city is a full self driving beta tester. If we slam into cars carrying your wives and children, you know, science. Follow me on twitter.

If it’s documented, technically everything is science.

I’m just going to come out and say it:

I really don’t understand this marketing campaign for The Flash.

it’s still unclear how the sports car ended up under a guardrail.

The fact that nearly every idiot who declares “freedom of speech” is completely apparently unaware of this fact, is what makes my brain hurt.

“At MuskCo, we can’t in good conscience employ workers who are unwilling to stand by the statements we’re firing them for.”

Free speech means the government can’t have you arrested and thrown in a dark hole for expressing yourself. It has no meaning in any situation outside of that. 

They didn’t REALLY mean it. So yeah , we fired them.