No sound?  am dissapoint.  

Clearly they were on to something, for this is the face of madness...

Now that Andrew is leaving I’m 1 Torchinsky and 1 Tracy away from never visiting this site again

But also, maybe people will finally take this epidemic seriously. If Donald Trump has to get sick and die for his supporters to start wearing their fucking masks when in public, it’s a sacrifice worth making.

Until autonomous cars have reached Jonny Cab level of awesome this should not be allowed.

“In their defense...” Right, anytime I see something hovering in the air I haven’t seen before, I immediately decide it’s a UFO, too. Always jump to the most obvious conclusion.

I think she was just looking for a lot of good photo ops. I mean, thats the job of influencers... I think?

Pretty sure she was going to start a preschool for gorilla babies.... so they can get a head start on learning how to eat leaves, migrate and sleep.

Damn tires, interrupting my dinner, asking if I’ve heard the Goodyear news.

I hardly see how giving the Spirit of Ecstacy BELL BOTTOMS will modernize their image.

She loosed a fart so hard, it blew up her dress.

jalopnik’s just dumb—this isnt absurd at all. GM isn’t doing this on a whim; the feds are still investigating FCA and multiple FCA employees have pleaded guilty related to this scheme and are currently in jail. Answers to your questions:

I think even with quotation marks ‘hacked’ is generous.

Also, Ford’s web team need to learn not to put things in production environments before things actually go live.

Torch, while you’re sleuthing, where’s DB Cooper?

And when the plane blew up, they actually used the sounds recorded by Harrison Ford’s real plane crashing.

Has this site always been hoarder-centric or has there been a significant uptick in this sort of post?

This. Why do companies keep putting important indicators like BRAKES or TURN SIGNALS below a car’s (never mind a SUV or truck) sightlines?

Why does Kia put the turn signal indicators so low? They’re typically so low they’re not in most people’s line of sight.

They’re absolutely incongruous with what Calvin and Hobbes was about, no question. These are meant to mock the fundamental idea of those Calvin-peeing stickers, which are, of course, idiotic. But that’s kind of the whole point?