Yep, absolute parenting failure. Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, you feed him for life. Tell him to figure out how to address the rod to the fish because the line and hook has only one purpose and that guy is going to shove the rod up your ass!
“I told her stories of some of the great…

Jeez, ya can’t do anything anymore!

Dude needs to stay in his lane.

Yeah, my first thought was “Is the camera okay?!” It hit the deck pretty hard. I don’t hold out much hope for the lens.

This is DB Cooper, up to his old shenanigans!

People gonna have to wear their own bodycams.

Is normal takeoff. Is no panic. Pilot have ice vodka run through veins.

Definitely makes it worse!

Admit it Bradley - what you really want is Days of Thunder with podracers.

The river is called the Go Anus?!

Weird lookin’ belt.

So now the Amish are enchanting people into cars? That’s a turn around.

Oh dear.

Jesus christ, Erik.

the California Department of Public Health classified Tesla employees as essential workers.

Why does a plate need to be stylish or interesting? It only needs to display number and letters clearly. The more garish bullshit you put on a plate, the more illegible it becomes until you cannot read the plate of the person who just ran over your grandmother and then drove off.

This just in: Raphael Orlove gives up on life.

Just gonna pretend like Steve Guttenberg was never in the movie? Maybe you should just actually watch the movie?

I listen to Trump rallies in the car.

Pretty good device. The caveat being that the police car has to be able to get directly behind the target car. I hope they can develop something like this that has more range, for those idiots that try to outrun the police.