Fill your Chang Li with chili, Jason! Drop your Chang Li from a crane, Jason!

So ‘Murican I’m amazed it doesn’t have more “Murican flags all over it. Hell, the Hummer EV has more cheesy flag easter eggs than this monstrosity.

Who is more of a dick - Musk or Jobs?

Those are some vanilla looking cars.

Jesus Christ, Torch. You know that knowledge is power and you go and do this? You put this most sensitive yet recondite of knowledge into the public domain?! Well there’s no telling what could happen now!

Listen, Larry... can I call you Larry? Listen, Larry, Andrew Collins gave a finger for Jalopnik. What will you give?

Well then. Someone is just going to have to go sabotage Raph’s wiring to force him to rewire it.

Do all the examinations you want, Trump. It doesn’t matter if you haven’t tested negative. Right now you’re positive until proven negative!

High five, Andrew! Sorry, that was insensitive of me. Happy trails, cut-price-Thor!

This is why I love you Jason, you weird little bastard.

Because this is 2020, Trump will end up getting better and his supporters will be like “See? No worse than the flu!”

What a cunt.

Wow! That looks really umm yeah

yeah... naaaaaah. How do I downvote you?

Sorry but you know it’s true.

Just one of the many things Tesla should do in response to this is to prevent autopilot being engaged if the drivers seat is reclined past a certain degree.

You know those alien arrival movies where the greys always make first contact with the POTUS because he’s the leader of the free world? BAHAHAHHAAA! Think about that and then consider that the UFOs would be better off landing in Japan first, where they’re unlikely to have a bunch of people in the streets whipping out…

It’s funny how I didn’t mention slavea at all, but here you are wanting to shoehorn that into the conversation anyway. Are you really sure you want to cherry pick only the parts of Wallace’s posts that you feel are easy to defend and ignore all the really racist bits?

Being racist is against the rules?! Pretty sure this infringes on my Right To Murican Freedoms, as codified in the Bill of Constitutions.

Kitonaks. They look like big Tardigrade.