Things I learned from this article:

The only time Torch has been taller than a windscreen.

387 toilets? Hmmm. All at once or one after another?

The use of capital letters should serve as a clue.

Your continued confusion only serves to prove my point. Thank you.

Do words confuse you?

And that is why you are a person who says Legos.

No. Lego is lego is Lego.

LEGO! HE USED LEGO!!

They went from one boring Chevy grille to another boring Chevy grille and completely ignored that hideous rear quarter window. *slow clap*

“locally emissions-free”

Come on, Torch. You wouldn’t have been able to see that Civic even with a booster seat! And that’s from your Beetle, never mind a truck!

BAU then?

Another story rejected by the old editor?

Hell yes. I love the way the top heavy Ecto leans out when cornering!

Not news, don’t care.

I’m disappointed to not find the Australian Ford Franga.

Consider also the 1961 wheelchair modified Ford Thames 5cwt van, a 1967 version of which appeared in Peter Jackson’s Bad Taste.

I still don’t understand how Barneys went out of business.

Not even a remotely useful analogy!