Good solution, Torch. Tell me something - why is it that when they want to be beamed away they need to go to the transporter room but when they’re beamed back they don’t need to be in the transporter room?

Now you’ve got two trucks to rescue!

It finally happened. We’ve reached Peak Grille. The ENTIRE front of the vehicle is grille! ALL OF IT!

Pardon me when I say

“the problem is that studies have shown that it would take hundreds of billions—and possibly even more—to only maybe, possibly turn the whole climate change thing around” 

Sad.

On Now: Angry Old Man Yells At Tourists
Next: Get Off My Lawn

The problem is you don’t have a neck.

Torch, we need to talk about that turtleneck.

If an Aztek was designed in the ‘80s... by an Italian designer... HIGH ON COCAINE.

I’m nice AND predictable. Don’t you want that?!

Obvious joke stretches my photoshop skills but welcome to the future:

Fricken LOVE the C12. Beautiful car.

I love rock.

No, Max Finkel, this looks terrible. It looks as if it has fallen out of the sky Blue Brothers style and the suspension has broken on landing.

Waku Waku k=looks like the ultimate Wine and Cheese Picnic Cruiser.

Just chuck on a beaded seat cover. You’ll be fine.

Does that thing come from Cybertron?

@torch

The best way to reimagine this? I imagine it being pushed off a cliff.