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THERE IS NO SOLAR SETUP IN A DYSTOPIAN FUTURE! The Solar Baron has the only solar panels left and he uses them to power his gold toilet buffing machine!

Ever notice that frog appears to have a penis?

In this dystopian future, Mad Max will be scrounging the wastlands looking for AA batteries with just a little juice left in them to power his electric motorcycle. Like a hobo picking through bins for a cigarette with just a luttle backy left.

First of all, UUUUUG-lee!

“I also like Elon Musk”

EYE SHAMING!

Would not have realised this was a BMW if you hadn’t told me.

Might as well be surgical gloves to complete that sterile look!

That steering wheel is gonna get grubby as hell. Also - new VW logo - do not like.

Ok, some easy and obvious solutions.

The good news for you, Ms Fishstein, is that the movie will be on Netflix and then you’ll be able to watch it in as many small chunks as your attention span can handle.

No. Rollbars don’t look cool. They look like a handle for giants.

Looks like you swapped rust with the Hummer and in return got some grime wiped off your paint!

So they didn’t even bother putting Bluetooth in? Pffeh.

Torch hard at work in the lab:

Where the fuck did the video go? I need to see it! I NEED THIS!

So... you’d never be able to take this off, right? At least, not without swapping back to the old doors.

You’ve been watching too many 007 movies.

Actually... nah. You need a source of ignition.

Lexus guy was just being a good bro, helping his buddy come to a stop.