“Since time doesn’t pass in the Phantom Zone, Zor-El is now going to be decades younger than his wife, right?”

#JusticeForAdenaWatson

There are plenty of L&O episodes where we don’t see random people discovering the body - the victim is introduced (still alive), and then we see the cops on the scene being shown the body. This was used just as much as the “random people discovering the body” intro.

“Law & Order’s season 21 premiere, ‘The Right Thing,’ abandons the classic cold open format” There are literally hundreds of L&O episodes that have this same cold open format - the victim is introduced, and then we see the cops called to a crime scene where they discover the corpse. There is no “one cold open format”…

Where was Jon Lovitz?

Yeah, this is an incredibly hot (and bad) take.

WWWAAALLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Wait a minute ... you’re telling me that someone in their 80s doesn’t like something new coming out today?

Did I see a Native American in that trailer? Does that mean we won’t have a white actor playing this role, like George C. Scott playing the world’s most convincing Native American in the original?

It wasn’t just a normal laser beam - that beam came from the Mind Stone.

“Ultron slicing Thanos open with robotic lasers is ridiculous”

Diablo In A Blue Dress.

Spotify CEO: “Sure, we *could* remove Joe Rogan from Spotify. But it’s a slippery slope. What would it say about our company if we removed a podcast just because he repeatedly used racist terms?”
Employees: “That we have ethics and standards?”
Spotify CEO: “This meeting is over!”

“Death On The Nile takes a criminally long time getting to the crime”

Joe Rogan: “I’m sorry I said the N-word in the past. It only happened a few times. I’m happy to take any questions you may have.”
Reporter: “70 episodes of your podcast have been pulled. Does this mean that at a minimum you said the N-word 70 times - 1 time on each of those episodes?”
Joe Rogan: “This interview is over!”

Flowers For Ptolemy Grey.

They already made a mini-series out of the sequel book, The Burden of Proof (?), so why not?

Denny Crane:  “Denny Crane!”

Like in comic books, just assume that other heroes are currently having their own adventures, dealing with their own supervillains, and can’t rush over and help resolve the plot in 5 minutes.

“Just... a hand wave. An excuse. SOME reason why nobody ever thought to call Kara. Please.”