It looks good from some angles, but I really don’t like the front 3/4. It’s like a BMW grew a mustache and is just weirdly tall front end as a whole considering the profile of the car

What the actual fuck was this person thinking? If they were unaware of the propane tank in the back, what the actual fuck was the person who left it there thinking?

“Keep it in the garage so they don’t hotwire it through the headlight!”

Counter take: Kia/Hyundai have always made corner cutting garbage. They just always got a pass by enthusiasts because they products looked good on paper.

That may get cleared up as the it gets listed, but is an obvious question. Is the dealer selling it to get their money back plus some publicity and all profit goes to charity? Or are they going to donate some school supplies? Or is Charity the name of the sales manager’s mistress?

Celebrity ownership of a car is seriously the biggest “so what”. It’s just a fun fact at best. 

A “portion” going to “charity”? I need more “clarity”. If it like your typical DJT grift, maybe 5%. ND and not special enough. If the car itself had gone to the moon and back - OK.

$250,000 for a slushbox 90s Camaro is weapons-grade crazy, regardless of who owned it.

This justifies bringing back the “Crack Pipe” option. Because... Yikes. 

No blood on their hands on this day, but there already is plenty. I guess a few deaths aren’t worth the added expense, unlike other countries who put human life ahead of lobbyists who are against LPD (Lateral Protection Devices).

Two in front, four in back with the dually?

The list of cars I would buy before spending $78k on this is very, very long. 

I genuinely have no idea who would be willing to pay $78k for a rattly nightmare with a truck engine and some of the worst wheel fitment and panel gaps known to man. You can find used C8s for that price without too much trouble. 

But... SHE’S SOOOO HOT!!! AND THE CRAZY MAKES HER EVEN HOTTER!!!

“The ad for this 380 SL doesn’t provide much in the way of description or history” so it’s ND all the way.  Talk about a car that’s cheap to buy but expensive to own, it’s this one.  You buy, you regret it.

(Because no one noticed them)...

You could argue it is a NP. But for $7k I feel like you could find something way better to fit your needs and not have a 7 year old, 150k mile Dodge.

Starred for the ability to use “nothing” as a verb in commendably reasonable fashion. A thoroughly cromulent assessment of this vehicle.

I would respectfully request that car people please let things like this alone and let the non car people buy them. Gear heads will be disappointed and the absolute blandness with never be noticed by the non car people. My cousin has totaled 2 of these bore machines, both in white.