Good. Fuck Walmart. 

What dip shit schedules a race in the middle of the night?

The Subaru Solterra. It is so embarassing to drive that I’ve never actually seen anyone drive one in real life. In fact I’ve never seen one anywhere.  Subaru saw a sale on grey plastic cladding and said yes, we will take all of it.

I’ll nominate the Hyundai Ionic 6. From some angles its almost a 4 door Porschesque look but not in a good way yet, from other angles it reminds me of the old Cadillace Seville with that abbreviated trunk.  In either case its an awkward car that just reached too far.

The “on sale today” caveat makes this harder, because there are a lot of mods that make cars embarrassing (I’m talking about you, Carolina squat). But for cars currently for sale that are embarrassing, I’m going with the Rolls Royce Cullinan SUV. Ugly, fat, and ungainly, as well as ridiculously expensive for what it…

The EV Hummer, proper douche bro machine. 

I thought the answer was fairly easy.

Say good Nite, Gracie. This guy is delusional.

How many people did this?

The most surprising part about all of this is that Hertz didn’t try to immediately arrest all of the customers.

I would call it schadenfreude, but that’s probably too big of a foreign word for you.

I want to feel sympathy for these people. I want to be a good person and look past our differences, acknowledging that everyone has different tastes and that’s okay. But...

If you paid $70,000 for a Kia EV6, you deserve whatever financial hardship comes your way.  

Like the people who voted for the orange menace, Cyberturd buyers are due for some epic buyer’s remorse.

There are dozens of new ones piled up in mall parking lots around here waiting to be sold, while their stupid stainless bodies deteriorate in the sun and rain and bird crap.

If you find flying crushingly stressful, you really should just stay home in bed.

We all need a stress llama after the past day.

Cool car but I don’t know that I would want to brag that I was willing to pay more than anyone else in the country for it. 

Oh Hell No.

Drive it slowly. It’s a garden shed on wheels, not a sports car.