I’m with

Unbelieveably, these guys weren’t even the first trio to be stranded on this atoll!

Come on. This was 100% staged for clicks.

Amazing how starved for attention these TikTokers are. They literally compete to show the world how stupid they are.

I love wagons. We have a Golf Sportwagon ourselves. But this misses the mark. It looks like an Atlas that was partially crushed.

Cars don’t often depreciate that much for no reason.  I’ll pass.

I was thinking it’s sad that some people are happier with bad attention, than none at all.  But after finishing the article, I see now that this guy needs to be removed from society.

Yikes!  I’d want to cut bait if I were them.

Ugh!  That thing is hideous.  Enjoy your ugly, bloated EV, rich people.

It had better come with the pink angel-eye headlights too.  <barf> 

I’m not a grandpa (yet), but I’ll stick with my ancient 4.0l and 5 speed transmission. That combination will probably still be working long after I’ve ceased be be functional. I have my doubts that the turbo 4 will be as bulletproof.

My God. I think I would literally lose IQ points by logging into TikTok. The dumbing of America.

Geeze, Jalop authors. Pass your paper to someone else to check your work before you turn it in.

No more than a Mustang crossover.

/s would suffice, Captain Caps Lock

It looks even more terrible than normal.

Time to stick a fork in Lincoln? The Nautilus for example - who wants to pay $50K or more for a gussied up Escape?

Good call out. $480/mo does not seem extraordinary.

Sure, that works.  Just something other than hiring more tow trucks and finding more lots to stuff cars into.  That’s going to accomplish nothing.  

Maybe it’s got more to do with the fact that these engines are tasked with providing even more power, and having to haul around a minimum of 5000 lbs. Whatd’ya expect?