Brilliant! Post your bullshit online to make sure the while world knows that you are racist assholes - including your employer.  Hard to imagine that they couldn’t predict the outcome of that stunt.

City council approved funding for more tow trucks and lots? That’s a bandaid, not a fix. Fund the staff to contact owners/insurance companies and give them the opportunity to recover their vehicles. No response?  Auction them off and profit.

I wouldn’t bet on it.

That’s a fact.

At .233, would not most people be falling-down drunk? And yet she decided that operating a vehicle was a good idea. AND nobody thought to stop or help her. Bad decision making all around.

Wow, you forget to take your meds? I think I made it clear that I’m not a fanboi (you could try reading more than one line). I don’t like their cars much, and I certainly don’t support Elon or his methods.

Bingo!

When a vehicle is promoted as a sporty little hot hatch, I don’t think of something that weighs more than 4000 lbs. Pass...

Personally, I think the Cybertruck is largely pointless. But could Jalopnik try, just a little bit, to be balanced? Is that too much to ask?

It’s a bomb!

Everything about your assertion made sense until you got to this: “especially if you’re not one to get into a lot of crashes.”

Tesla sucks and flippers suck. Next?

Yup. The excerpt from the lawsuit is chock full of factual data.

Mercedes and BMW vehicles losing less than 3% year over year.

Wagon seller: I know what I have! Jalops: No you don’t.

Good Lord. Could you not find any more things to hyperlink to?

Almost certainly bought at auction for under $10K, and on its last legs.  Dealer trying to squeeze a few bucks out of it.  

I’m with ya, bud. Taking good care of mine, and plan to have it for a long time. Screw DI turbo 4s, long live the 1GR-FE!

Great.  Could you make a six-second vehicle for $35K?  I don’t need to hit 60 in three seconds.  I really don’t know who does.

That’s gotta be the worst sounding I-6 I’ve heard, short of an old pickup truck. A straight six should be a sweet sounding engine. Though admittedly, my personal experience stems from 80s-early 2000s BMWs and Toyotas.