My God. I think I would literally lose IQ points by logging into TikTok. The dumbing of America.

Geeze, Jalop authors. Pass your paper to someone else to check your work before you turn it in.

No more than a Mustang crossover.

/s would suffice, Captain Caps Lock

It looks even more terrible than normal.

Time to stick a fork in Lincoln? The Nautilus for example - who wants to pay $50K or more for a gussied up Escape?

Good call out. $480/mo does not seem extraordinary.

Sure, that works.  Just something other than hiring more tow trucks and finding more lots to stuff cars into.  That’s going to accomplish nothing.  

Maybe it’s got more to do with the fact that these engines are tasked with providing even more power, and having to haul around a minimum of 5000 lbs. Whatd’ya expect?

Brilliant! Post your bullshit online to make sure the while world knows that you are racist assholes - including your employer.  Hard to imagine that they couldn’t predict the outcome of that stunt.

City council approved funding for more tow trucks and lots? That’s a bandaid, not a fix. Fund the staff to contact owners/insurance companies and give them the opportunity to recover their vehicles. No response?  Auction them off and profit.

I wouldn’t bet on it.

That’s a fact.

At .233, would not most people be falling-down drunk? And yet she decided that operating a vehicle was a good idea. AND nobody thought to stop or help her. Bad decision making all around.

Wow, you forget to take your meds? I think I made it clear that I’m not a fanboi (you could try reading more than one line). I don’t like their cars much, and I certainly don’t support Elon or his methods.

Bingo!

When a vehicle is promoted as a sporty little hot hatch, I don’t think of something that weighs more than 4000 lbs. Pass...

Personally, I think the Cybertruck is largely pointless. But could Jalopnik try, just a little bit, to be balanced? Is that too much to ask?

It’s a bomb!

Everything about your assertion made sense until you got to this: “especially if you’re not one to get into a lot of crashes.”