What’s the etiquette here? If I talk about the 1976 gold medal winner, do I still say Bruce or what?

She should get, “I should’ve Googled it before getting it tattooed on my body forever,” tattooed on her body forever.

I’m sure he was aware that it could be proven and he didn’t want to get jailed for perjury.

The audience of The View can be made to agree with literally anything.

Burress, Key and Peele!

I’ve suggested this before. Edit out Cosby. Replace (scene for scene) with Hannibal Buress in the role of Dr. Huxtable.

But almost too well-informed to be on The View.

I disagree. I think this is the best thing ever. She knew Cosby personally and it’s hard when you think you know someone to assume that other people talking about him is truth.

I understand, but at some point you just have to accept that everyone has a really skeevy sexual fetish and it's usually a blessing that we’ll never know.

Yes! Go to the tenement museum! I hate guided tours but this is awesome, well worth the time and money.

You know, I never thought about why brides often went sleeveless, but this makes perfect sense.

That last comment is just perfect

Walter Cronkite’s secret Latvian son.

Susan is fucking awesome and I’ve loved her for years. She can do no wrong...except The Banger Sisters. That one wasn’t the greatest.

i feel like all of us have a little of Baby #1 and Baby #2 in us

The one on the left is the Elizabeth. The right one is all Jessica.

On a scale from “old toilet used as a flower planter” to “my dad is also my grandpa”, this is a “found hiding under a kiddie pool on an episode of Cops”.

How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

Baby 1: “We need to have a serious talk about your choices”