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File that under “easier said than done.” *SOBS INTO YOGURT*

My boyfriend of more than a decade and I have not had much sex over the past five years bc he says he loves me so much it feels incestuous to have sex. It feels like I’m his mom or sister. He ended up cheating on me (having oral sex performed on him) with a prostitute and lied to me about where he was. I figured it

Pet peeve (as an unmarried 32 year old woman with a boyfriend of 11 years): when friends ask, “Do you want to get married?” Either A) I want to get married and my boyfriend doesn’t or B) My boyfriend wants to get married and I don’t or C) neither of us wants to get married. If it’s A or B it’s likely a sensitive topic

Why is this so funny to me?

Hear, hear!

You have an "Amal Alamuddin's (craps, forgot spelling) younger sister" vibe. I would kill for your brows and eyes!

More stars. This needs more stars.

So sorry. We all go through it and it's horrible. But it happened for a reason. This is th he hard part that is necessary for better stuff to come. Be nice to yourself!

Seriously I just got a rage shudder thinking about that hypothetical. I rudely interrupt people who even VERGE on talking about something from the GOT books that hasn't been on the show.

She did though take the time to respond to one commenter who said it's nbd with a supportive clapping gif. Just admit you messed up!

No.

Pronouncing cocoa "cockow."

Awwww, Ashton. You're adorable.

People lie about everything. Rape is not excluded. Logic reasons we don't determine an accused's guilt based on the crime they're accused of. Larceny? Definitely innocent. Rape? Definitely guilty. "But wait, what if the accuser is lying?" "Shut up and go kill yourself."