It is so heartening to know that you’re in a good place now. My friend recently got married and is happy as a cat in a sunbeam. My cat assures me this is an accurate comparison.

Huh; am I missing something? Maybe you have to be young to think that’s funny. I used to work with a much younger woman who was always making cracks about my age—it was aggravating. Being old is not a moral failing; it will happen to everyone who’s lucky enough not to die young.

Harrison Ford’s son, chef Ben Ford, wowed foodies with a shrimp curry dish at the Breeders’ Cup World Championships’ annual culinary event, A Taste of the World.

Agreed, and the songs were boring at best.

I think that, if there were even one small kernel of legitimacy about this one, it would be mentioned and used against him (although, again, maybe not, because the ties between Bill Clinton and Epstein might not want to be anything the Dem campaign comes close to touching — there go the horny fucking men, ruining…

Ugh. How about everyone keeps their damn hands to themselves and stops grabbing shit. How about that?

How about you don’t grab them anywhere. Not the pussy, the brain, or anything in between.

Over its 40+ years, it’s been everything from fantastic to jawdroppingly dreadful. Looks like this is shaping up to be one of the good years.

This was dead on. I especially loved the part with the black man, “Denzel,” in the audience and asking a question. “You know who else should be in jail? Hillary Clinton...she’s basically a black.”

What happened? SNL was actually funny and entertaining for 90 minutes last night. This hasn’t happened since Tina Fey was head writer 10 years ago.

I would have that sofa and I would love it.

Would buy

I non-ironically love it

I love that sofa.

I have amazing taste, everybody says so. But you know, everyone else has bad taste. It’s very bad.

The best laminate. Tremendous laminate.

Yes! Keep it coming. Let no one with a single shred of decency be able to defend him.

I feel so awful for Tiffany. Part of me wonders if she ever feels like “Why does he always talk about Ivanka, not me, that way?” I’m not saying this to be bitchy or mean. I’m saying that it would be one of many psychologically normal responses to having your father consistently sexualize your older sister. But…

Considering that Brad’s own people admitted he put his hands on Maddox (asserting he DEFINITELY didn’t hit the kid in the face, which is super reassuring) it seems just as likely that Brad’s been escalating verbal abuse at the kids and Jolie, Maddox decided to stand up for his mom, and Pitt did what drunken abusive…

Yah no. I did quit, but being disrespected by a child is in no way anything like having to constantly save people who are poisoning themselves over and over again and involving their children and attacking people and robbing them and letting the child sleep just a few feet from a bathroom with a clogged toilet with…