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I’m so glad for commenters who report back their finding so I don’t have to go off and google myself. THANK YOU!

Thank you! So kind, as Amul and I are only a few years apart, and she kicks ass!

Working at a commercial printer made me see "limited edition prints" in a whole different way. The same press would be loaded up with bus bench ads one minute, and printing "limited edition" art prints an hour later.

Oh my god I just wrote a nearly verbatim comment. I would bang that skinny Nederlander like a screen door!

Mine has six stones! #shotsfired

Couldn't they have just said "no homo" after every bite?

I would totally eat a piece of that cake. Give me the tip, the shaft, starboard, larboard, whatever. It's free cake. CAKE!

I'd shoot someone in the ass for some penis cake right now. That sounds really delicious.

"Hi! Happy wedding day! here's an old used penis cake!"

When "Weinerparty" thinks there's been a lot of dick, there's been a lot of dick.

The jury was predominately female, so it wasn't really very hung.

No. We can't ever move on. And from now on, every time Giulianna's name is uttered at Jezebel, reference will be made to how she's a racist twat and remember that comment she made about Zendaya's hair, and how much white people suck. And no matter how many times she apologises, it will never be good enough or sincere

I have to say, I love how Zendaya responded to this situation. If she is this wise now, then hopefully she will continue to be incredibly graceful when other things hit her, as it just happens in life.

Adventure: n. 1. an exciting or very unusual experience; 2. two chicken patties interspersed with two fish fillet patties

Sweetie, you are singing a song I know by heart. Mine also once tearfully gave me a "but I will never get mowwwwied/I would not be a good husband" speech shortly after we moved in together and then lo and behold, he met this woman 2 months later and they got engaged and married. And yeah it hurt like hell. Not because

Do the writers really want us to hate the characters as much as I do?

I'm not married to him, thank God. It'll kill me to see him with someone else (even though I'm 100% sure I will have sex with someone else within a week, because that is What Alconleigh Does When She's Hurt), but his inability to commit the silver lining in this all. He told me ages ago that he's spent him whole

I'm so sorry, but I hope that it is for the best. I want to send you all the cat gifs if the world but can't right this moment so *hugs*

Hey. I'm really, really sorry to hear that. If you left him, it must have been for a reason, and I hope that things look up for you soon.