That's why I wind up marathoning so much TV on Netflix. That split-second where I catch my reflection in the black screen is too much to bear.

I got my first chin hair when I was 26. I'm 31 now, and while it's still my only chin hair, I won't deny that it makes me happy to have something to stroke while I ponder life's great mysteries over a glass of white wine with the cats.

Cripes, it's bad enough that I look like Jabba the Hut in my laptop reflection. Thank God I don't have a cell phone.

Sepia Vespa Phonograph

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Any guesses on the names?

I'm going with Masonjar Flowercrown or Ukelele Peterpancollar.

Somewhere in the Northwest, Ben Gibbard is writing a bummer of a song about this...but he was gonna write a bummer of a song anyway, he just has a topic now.

In reverse it appears she is picking her nose and then putting something on his neck...

It's a Forget-Me-Now.

it looks like #9 is actually saying "oh my god, I hope nobody saw us" and that that is what the "we're /you're ok" is in response to

I also wonder if the guy who has his back to the camera for the whole thing isn't just super-quick on the uptake and ready to take any shred of deniability he can muster.

I saw this on Twitter last night and this shit is hella funny. Every time I watch it I see more and more to laugh at. This is the way vines are intended to be used! lol

My wife is an OSU alum and so, of course, we were watching and enjoying the game and we rewound this lady 5 times trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Also note the weird chin massager lady in the upper left.

The glance down at him, as it all crystalizes for her. The licked lips at the end. Can Vines be put in museums?

• And finally, Paramore's Haley Williams is engaged to New Found Glory's Chad Gilbert. The couple will wed at Warped Tour 2006. [People]

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it.

This is all of us!

So everyone that has been guessing for months over who would 'win' the West/Kardashian marriage, either Kris or Kanye. Looks like Kanye.