I like to think the truly rebellious thing is choosing the name "John" in a family of Maddox, Pax, Zaharah, Vivienne, and Knox. Maybe in time John will learn to conform and at least go for Xavier or Max. Boys names have Xs in the Jolie-Pitt family!

me: "that's....*nods head* that's poorly done."

I'm an Old, and I'll kill a whole bag of delicious Goldfish crackers. Don't judge me.

There is nothing about this story that I understand:

Only if you don't mind me perusing strawberry shortcake porn with Sycophant. You can't accuse me of cheating since I saw his food porn first.

4th choice: Vaudeville.

I wanna name a kid Ssa so it can explain "It is ass backwards". For the lolz.

no! She should donate it to me.

Or realized she didn't have to go to college, that she wasn't feeling it, and decided to pursue something else. Now remind me, what did she end up going on to do? I forget whether or not she ever found success without that so important college degree.

more like queen of diamond nipples ;)

that is Marima Abromavic, a performance artist, and possibly the most insufferable member of that scary posse. They only need the Smith kids to join & they would all pass out trying to smell their own farts.

I don't know who Klaus is, but his facial expression is what mine would be if I were smack in the middle of that sandwich. That thing is like a rueben where all of the ingredients are insufferable. (Except for brunette lady? I don't know her either.)

And I sat on what I assumed was some dudes laptop (it was in a bag) when he declined to move it so I could sit (last seat).

I feel like this stuff is so random. Some people are gonna be cool when they ask them to move and some are gonna freak out.

THIS is the part that baffles me. "Oh hey...let me just run to the pool shed...that'll teach him!"

I always keep a pool noodle in every place that I go. I also live in California so there is a chance I might see a pool I need to jump into and I don't like getting my hurr wet.

I'd like to chip in to buy him a cane specifically designed so that he can hit people that try to take it away from him. He can use the other cane for navigation.

That Facebook post makes it sound like they really, really want you to believe that he was accidentally given a pool noodle in place of a cane. Like it's just one of those wacky things that happens. This is some bullshit.

I once had 90 pictures of a baby duck on my phone because I didn't understand what burst mode was. I totally think that's what happened here.