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I've got one that Timehop reminded me of today actually.

Yes, I will be a doula to all of Jezebel, free of charge!

Outstanding. As I professor I can assure you that this professor has probably told the story of receiving that essay almost as many times as you have described sending it. Will you be my doula?

What about Ballpeen?

Next kid "Jack".

His full name is Armand Hammer, so maybe he's taking it out on the kid.

How did the hipster burn his moustache?

Motherfuckers discriminating against the homed!

Any RACE is fine under 25 preferred. Any older than that and you'll come with an attitude and blame me for your situation.....!!

"Under 25 preferred. Any older than that and you'll come with an attitude and blame me for your situation."

As if anybody has a gigantic bird of paradise floral arrangement on their bathroom sink.

What the- Why is there an oil diffuser on the STOVE?

Seriously. I've managed to not ruin the books or show for anyone. Not that hard to avoid!

Agreed. Spoiler alerts are a modern day common courtesy, especially within 24 hours of the show airing. I don't watch this show but even I cringed when I scrolled past it.

I think you're missing the point, or are you just being an intentional jerk about this valid point?

Agreed. I'm annoyed. Give me 24 goddamn hours, at least. I was going to watch it when I got out of work tonight.

Yeah, it's definitely super important to stay caught up on a TV show and not at all a dick move to spoil a TV show that aired less than 24 hours ago that people might not have seen yet because they have lives.

So fix that too. You have a lot of fixing to do. Excuses and reasons for wrongness is not fixing.

=/ Jez guideline was always careful about spoilers so I hope the policy isn't changing. If this happened during GoT, I'd flip.