They were tracking a confirmed stolen car. They arrested the person driving it who does not own said car. After verifying this thin veneer of circumstantial evidence they hooked him up. I sure hope you never get arrested down there either. Seems they’ll bust anyone minding their own business with stolen property.

In Miami you have to take the driver’s test while talking on the phone.

You only need to pay towing fees if you want it back!

Those window intakes are rad af

The last time I tried to buy tires there I was the one who called the cops.

I’m good with most anything as long as it’s not Goodyear. The last time I was in a GY store I had to leave before the police got there.

Knowing his cleaning habits, I bet he always has a few unexplained itches.

He doesn’t want to act like an adult. He wants to feel like an adult. There is a subtle, but clear difference.

Some cars have a similar feature, turn off the A/C and you feel a noticeable bump in power. Definitely a feature in my ‘04 Hyundai Accident...

No, Lynbrook. As far as I know, 2 cousins is the only retail operation down there, but it’s been a while since I’ve been.

Finally! Somewhere I get to shine!

this is the correct answer, kind of like how I convinced my wife about the bigger TV when the remote was on dying battery and took forever to change the channel. The TV is slow and broken!

Nice PIT. LOL. I’d like to ask that people take notice of one thing besides the obvious here...notice how that entire car disappears below the hoodline of the semi filming this, before it even gets hit by him? Yeah...that’s what you look like when you chop back in front of a big truck. You are either a roof, or…

Like this is some kind of surprise. Raptors have been good at tearing through fences since 1993.

there are never any jokes on jalopnet don’t know what you’re talking about

She’s an absolutely terrible actress and I hate her character. I’d be fine if she didn’t come back...

The kitten later said, “If I had known they would have named me after the SUV, I would have hid in something else”

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Perhaps we should start with the definition of “butt hurt”?

The trick is to be really lazy, but still like to make nice food, so finding the path of least resistance yields a lot of clever shortcuts. I just pulsed hot water and soap in the blender rather than take it apart and actually wash it. Is it the cleanest it could be? No, but does that really matter? It’s not like…