It was a good story until I saw that self congratulatory post.

We (literally) laugh at your attempt at judgment.

We have a “Gag Bag” in the family hauler. It has paper towels, baking soda, febreeze, and gallon-size ziplock bags...maybe some stuff that I’m forgetting too. Anyway, the baking soda is a great absorbent, and makes scooping stuff out easier. Each of our cars also has those ziplock bags in the seatbacks and I have made…

I guess warning people about the paving was not their Forte.

There was this one time when our car salesman turned out to be a murderer.

I would spend a year driving nothing but Mirages if it meant avoiding one more day behind the wheel of another frickin’ Kia Sorrento.

Don’t use lean meat.

Thanks for the COTD award. I must say, in the ~15 years since I heard that one saying, I have found myself pondering which species I could eat in one sitting.

Tesla Will Fix German Hero’s Car Free Of Charge

Fuck heater cores too.

Fuck drum brakes.

I used to spend my time in AOL Car Chat telling everyone about my Corvette ZR-1. I actually rode a mountain bike because I was 13. Boy that car was fast.

First thing I see on Jalopnik.....

Why didn’t he just buy a beater to drive around why the WRX was in the shop?

Ive gotten two older cars for much less than market price by throwing in a case of beer. Something just makes dudes want to sell a car for a case of beer.

The bronco (and the scout) are for contrarians that think they’re too good for a CJ Jeep.

F&F? Clark did it first.

“What if I gave my editor a Chevette to daily drive for a month and wrote about it?”

My first car, a 1967 Beetle my parents gave me when I started college in 1977. It had about 125K on it at that point, so of course, it blew up and my dad and I rebuilt it in the garage over a couple weeks in the winter. After that, we couldn’t get it started because we’d put the distributor drive in rotated 180…