Thnx. Just got drunk at Jack Allen! A bar/restaurant in Round Rock, TX.

I feel like we sat this everyday but can you IMAGINE if Chelsea said Republicans are not humans? Good god.

Were your parents traveling to China to do some international money laundering? Did they themselves only take one week off when you were born, and also pressure all of their employees to take no more than one business week of parental leave to show their dedication? If no, it’s not the same.

Let’s take a trip down memory lane.

I find it strange for either parent to dash out of town leaving an infant at home.

Where to begin? Because she’s not JUST the bag man. She’s also the de facto family spin doctor, and regularly shares her hypocritical worldviews on everything from parenting to employment regulations- all derived from her perch, isolated in-privilege and from-reality. And now she -and her husband- are thoroughly…

That’s why Megyn Kelly got her own show on NBC even after being called out on her racism. Pretty thin white women can pretty much get away with anything.

Jerry, please tell me you are just as outraged when dads leave their 3 month old babies at home, too.

It’s really fucking depressing. No matter how you look at it.

She’s a pretty, white lady.

Supposedly to kill it quickly though, so they can move on to tax reform.

....when your blood isn’t blue enough even for a vampire.

There was some article where she discussed her role in the Syria strike by saying something like “I gave my opinion like everyone else, and then he acted.” And I wanted to scream “NO, WHY ARE YOU GIVING YOUR OPINION!!! YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO EXPERIENCE IN MILITARY OR DIPLOMATIC AFFAIRS!!!”

I was just saying this! I think she’s more than just complicit.

Never forget, Ivanka is the “bag man” for the Trump Crime Family. Ivanka went to Azerbaijan to collect on the money-laundering project that was the Trump Baku Hotel. Ivanka also went to meet up with Putin’s girlfriend Wendi Deng in Dubrovnik in August 2016 - in the middle of a heated presidential campaign and leaving…

The terrifying thing is that we’ve come to the point that even “progressives” are desperately clinging to the idea that the President of the United States will make a major decision impacting the whole world on the advice of his daughter. An ex-model who puts her name on cheap clothes for a living.

It really is a truly fucked up statement to be coming out of the mouth of the President’s son. Dehumanization of the “Other” is a pretty big line in the sand that is almost always the starting point of terrorism and genocide. 

They’re even bad at crime! They’re just a bunch of middlemen being used by actual criminals because of their cupidity and drooling egos.

“I mean, morality’s just gone. morals have flown out the window and we deserve so much better than this as a country.”

Devil’s advocate argument: this is what countries say about refugees, “we’re not taking you just because your country fucked up.” “But I didn’t have anything to do with it...” “Oh well, you chose to live there...”