What a dumb period in history we live in.

Only thing scarier than Jeff Sessions is the person Trump will nominate to replace him. I want Jeff Sessions gone, I think he is a tyrant, but Trump is fucking nuts. He will surely nominate another monster.

Ha ha! Back to the dead tree, racist Keebler elf!

Sorry America, if your country fucks up we aren’t taking bits.

Our 3rd grader asked us, point blank, “how could people vote for someone who is racist?” the day after the election. Besides being heartbreaking, my wife and I really had a tough time giving him any sort of answer that wasn’t just “some people do stupid/terrible things”.

some teachers are afraid to call something a politician said “racist” because they feel like they are taking sides

Not doubting your story because I know Deaf and hard of hearing folks who are rabid Trump supporters, but there are a lot of ASL signs and classifiers that can look similar to a Nazi salute if the signer is only using one hand or is being more casual or if a viewer doesn’t have the full context of the communication.…

At some point, not long before this when things just started to turn bad, he muttered “oh my god” into an open mic. It was both the only bright spot in an increasingly devastating evening, and the moment I knew it was over.

Phillip: So. you’re the fella wants to smack 18 holes through a nature reserve.

And his fellow co-conspirators and all the assholes who love him and think Russia’s so peachy keen.

Though I’d DEARLY love to hear what Prince Phillip might say if he met Trump.

Before he (vomit) took office I expected four things to happen.

PLEASE CANCEL, GREAT BRITAIN.

My family doctor compared the Trump administration to being strapped into a car with a drunk driver at the wheel, and there’s no way out. I agree. He says that, other than the general allergies and bronchitis that’s going on, Trump is his patients’ biggest concern. This is not good.

...and about our Secretary of State,

The thing that really hurts looking back at 2016 is that bad-ass Democratic convention and realizing it wasn’t enough.

Is there, like, some kind of “Khan family” conspiracy to make Donald Trump look like a jerk?

I don’t want trump visiting America.