Nothing worse than thus deadbeat dad I know who has three kids with two women. The two older ones are girls and this last one was a boy, and even though he spends nearly NO time with his children, he loves posting about “the heir to his throne.” The heir? to your THRONE? YOURE 32 AND LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS. YOU DONT…

From the WaPo article: “Ferreira then allegedly had sex with her body before burying her under the porch.”

It’s certainly your right to wonder (and it’s probably unavoidable), but I hope that you are as kind to yourself as you would be to someone you were giving counsel to.

I mentioned it (and assume other outlets did, too) because it’s one of those human interest questions that anyone would ask immediately after feeling bad for the bride and then marveling at her generosity.

All aboard! We leave from Nutcrush Station at Bitch O’Clock.

I was really hoping, as I read through, that women weren’t being murdered for the express purpose of being Ghost Brides. But of course they are. :(

Okay but also bike lanes should be banned in general because cyclists should be banned because they never FUCKING FOLLOW THE RULES OF THE GODDAMN ROAD YOU CANNOT RUN A FUCKING STOP SIGN I AM IN A GIANT METAL TWO TON CYCLIST KILLING MACHINE YOU GODDAMN MORONS

I did it once before in a previous article, so I sort of picked my hill to die on and now I’m just GOING FOR IT.

I thought you were supposed to cook barefoot, and possibly pregnant....

It’s the master lube, used by master cocksmen.

#cocksnotglocks?

Mr. diFranco & I are currently house shopping, and looking at lots of older fixer-uppers. The idea that some of the things we’ve seen in older kitchens was designed for any human, of any height or average movement pattern, is hilarious to me at this point. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen at least 2 that were put together by…

I adore Cecile Richards. Respect indeed! The fact that she can stand up there and not just not break, but not even bend, in the face of all of the awful shit thrown at her, makes her superhuman.

This x 1,000,000. I had an old boss who drank his with skim and 3 Splenda — now THAT is psychosis.

Unrepentant (ok moderately repentant) fatty here. Coffee with cream and sugar used to be one of my favorite indulgences. Even while dieting and eating nothing but air and fucking fairy dust, if there’s not at least cream in my coffee I don’t want to drink it.

Presumably the point of coffee is to have a warm drink you enjoy that gives you a caffeine boost. In which case adding cream and sugar is absolutely getting the point of coffee for some people.

Ha! My dad died two weeks ago tomorrow, and somehow this tribute (?) to your dad touched me. Oh man, my emotions are such a jumbled mess right now.

I think people who take their coffee with skim milk are the most mentally disturbed of all. That shit tastes like despair and starvation.

This is also why the Satanic Temple is doing everything they do right now.