Smdh.

This is so sad. In 1978, I was one of two adopted babies allowed out of India. The adoption was through Missionaries of Charity. Given the long-ingrained contempt of women and girls in some aspects of Indian culture, to think that that many more children won’t be helped (mostly girls) is heartbreaking.

No no no. You don’t understand. They’re just playing musical chairs.

I just explained. What I’d like isn’t for you to say something. It’s to listen and actually act upon what you’re being told.

If you want to avoid lectures, stop being an idiot. Which, for the record, does not solely consist of saying that you’ll stop being an idiot.

In fact, you didn’t “agree with what I said”. You kept arguing that because Henny Youngman held a violin, or started out as a musician, that somehow he wasn’t a stand-up comedian. You didn’t say “Oh yeah, I guess has a history that pre-dates the Apollo”. You’re still not actually listening to people, just…

OH MY GOD dude grow the fuck up. Stop throwing tantrums. You’re a grown ass man.

Tiana is awesome, but here’s the problem with that movie, in the words of my then 6-year-old, who burst into tears when the credits rolled: “I wanted to see the girl but then she spent the whole movie being a frog, and when she finally was a girl again, the movie was OVER!”

And she was right. I can just see marketing…

Same. I love that whole bloody movie. My only complaint is that I was pissed that she ended up with a boy anyway.

The thought of The Rock doing most things makes me inexplicably happy

It’s ok let it out.

I think I’m going to go for it. I use a Diva cup. I am also a scientist, and I find this sort of thing fascinating.

who is this

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

I was coming here to say this exactly. Men taking selfies after being encouraged to = a real super fan trying to participate in the game activities. Women taking selfies after being encouraged to = vapid, vain, self-involved idiots, probably just at the game to flirt and ogle players.

It really is and it made me really believe in hindsight being 20/20 because I realized that when I got robbed at gunpoint in downtown Detroit I should have just elbowed the dudes in the throat

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

Every time this happens it is like the floor has fallen out from under me. And yet I am also not surprised.

NAF is going to sue him into the fucking ground.

I’m horrified the mother has actually been named. Can’t imagine what nutty mcnutjobs are going to come out of the woodwork in her life now. As if losing a child to miscarriage isn’t enough but to have it dragged out and abused like this must be horrifying.