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OMG, that’s a great one! It’s remarkable to me that we can keep coming up with these after, was, a year and a half? Kudos to us!

My new favorite is “Benedict Donald”.

If the world were just, he wouldn’t be attending because he won’t still be president on April 29.

HOW AMAZING WOULD IT BE IF THEY ROASTED HILLARY AND GENERALLY ACTED AS THOUGH SHE WERE THE SITTING PRESIDENT, a la HILLARYBEATTRUMP.ORG

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

They should invite Hillary too. She did win the popular vote, after all.

But apparently a white woman with a pen wasn’t impressed.

why isn’t this on Jezebel too?? I don’t think enough white chicks even click this far, this needs to reach them ... this is important.

Are you saying they don’t? What the hell have I been eating then?

Don’t tease me like this.

I live in downtown Atlanta and I’m part of the (very) local government system through which a land use project gets approval from the city. The liquor license approval process goes through this system, as well. The Escobar tapas lounge was a HUGE FIGHT from the get-go, as the operators were being super unclear about

I love that she’s been trolling trump since 2011. I also loved that video of her drunk where she kept asking John “are you mad at me?” I know that feeling! I am the master at drunk “are you mad at me”-s.

Easter: the concerted effort to make children nationwide think that rabbits lay eggs

Me too. They seem like they would be the most fun to hang out with.

Why do individual cops even have control over the cameras? Here fox, have key to hen house....

John and Chrissy are very good at being famous. I love them.