LaxSex-O-Lette (every gray is a 5th column Illuminist)
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Jul 20 2017
13

Offering a so-called ‘choice’ between jail time and coerced contraception or sterilization is unconstitutional. Such a choice violates the fundamental constitutional right to reproductive autonomy and bodily integrity by interfering with the intimate decision of whether and when to have a child, imposing an Read more

Jul 20 2017
44

Forced or coerced sterilization is not just abhorrent, it’s considered a Crime Against Humanity by the International Criminal Court Statute. Which, interestingly enough, the US signed and then almost immediately withdrew from.

Jul 11 2017
39

So if I’m hearing this correctly, if someone sends Don Jr. an email saying, “Shave your father bald,” he has to do it, right? He has no responsibility over what happens after he receives an email, apparently.

Jul 11 2017
1

Making fun of David Brooks is one of the few joys I have in our current political hellscape. Please let me enjoy it for a minute before we have to go back to the regularly scheduled shitshow.

Jul 11 2017
2

I think it’s a job for the Gizmodo special projects team to track down and interview this friend. Can Ashley be re-hired?

Jul 11 2017
4

Mr. Brooks is almost as embarrassing as the president. Almost. And someone needs to send that condescending jerk this link.

Jul 11 2017
3

That was my immediate thought too - oh yes, David Brooks, this story is totally a thing that actually happened. Mm-hmm. Yep.

Jul 11 2017
23

Well, we actually do know why, don’t we? Because she doesn’t exist. Kinda like my old hi-skool girlfriend from Canada.

Jul 11 2017
4

The telling thing here is that Brooks has only a bachelor’s degree.

Jul 11 2017
21

Seriously. Also, If your friend has such bad anxiety that not knowing the name of some of the ingredients freaks them out enough that they want to leave, it’s a deeper and more personal problem than generic class divide.

Jul 11 2017
29

Counterpoint: Sandwich Jane is entirely fictional. She is clearly a straw poor. This is a nice attempt at the “Some of my best friends are poors” privilege defense, but its fatal flaw is that everyone knows David Brooks doesn’t have any friends.

Jul 11 2017
15

“David Brooks and the Insensitive Sandwiches” is a hell of a band name.