oMg when you put it that way...YIKES

People need to learn how to communicate during sex. Like some people might like really aggressive oral, some may not. We kind of need to get out of our own heads. Like you said, if a guy is like “oh just you wait” that pretty much says, “my ex girlfriend really liked this so you must too.” Which sounds really weird if…

Oh no, my gf totally tells me if I can’t get the job done. I’m usually given two options: finish her or leave so she can finish herself. I’m usually given those two options, not always. lol

Also please don’t assume you are a sex god because you do oral. I know what will get me off and guys be like oh you just wait until I get there and I’m like hahaha stop you’ll probably do it wrong. And they do it all wrong and I don’t come and they just can’t accept that their technique needs adjustment.

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

Am I the only one who tells them when they don’t get the job done? My Type A-ness doesn’t allow me to quietly have my time wasted. If you finish and I don’t you best believe you’re hearing about it.

Same. Could take or leave oral sex most of the time too.

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

People on Judge Judy do this all the time, for some reason. “Well, when she borrowed me the money, she said...” And then Judy has a fit and corrects them. “She LENT you the money, not borrow! Lent!”

I own these, and you should, too.

My guess is, he probably insults her and calls her fat, too. She does not look happy.

The top three are now being added to my list of “quotes about pizza I need to cross stitch.”

Has Lagerfeld ever said anything nice about anyone, ever?

1) Rory sucks.

I work for a pizza place and cordially invite that gym to suck it. PIZZA FOREVER.

My ex’s brothers used to come up with nicknames for the women he dated, most of which they wouldn’t say to the woman’s face because they were not so kind. The beast, one of his exes, comes to mind. Mine was Lew (for those who don’t know, after Lew Alcindor, KAJ’s birth name) because I’m kind of tall. It never bothered…

I don’t really like jazz. I am going to admit that in my 20's I pretended to like jazz to seem cultured, but now that I am in my 30's I am going to drop the pretense. But I do enjoy reading jazz musician bios on Wikipedia. Something about how they choose their instruments reminds me of superheroes choosing their…

there is literally no outrage or snark in this blog i love isabelle huppert and she also frightens me

I said this in another comment, but I think he’s the greatest combination of physical talent and intellect America has ever produced. The man won six titles, fought Bruce Lee, speaks eloquently and passionately on civil rights, and in his spare time writes Sherlock Holmes novels. It isn’t even fair for someone to be…

The Katy Perry comment doesn’t make her look like kind of an asshole, it makes her look like a completely ignorant, bullying asshole.