Not that anyone cares, but lost I my collective shit about the Megan Kelly thing. I even signed up for twitter just so I could blast that evil entity. My job is literally to make sure military planes don’t go down. I look like I’m a family member of the duck dynstay clan. And guess what. I am le gay. Fuck this noise.…

Forget fertility issues, I’d be reacting that way because my just turned 20 year old sister got pregnant with some dude she dated for 2 months after being in a relationship with a pedophile for 4 years. 

Joanna in that video looks 0% excited to be spending more time with Chip.

Are they going to screw over a new group of business partners while hiding behind Jeebus? Insufferable twats.

I’m so mired in my own cultural bubble that I hadn’t heard of Wendy Williams until I saw a Billy on the Street segment on YouTube in which he walked around asking gay people whether they knew who John Oliver is and whether they like him (with John Oliver standing like right next to him the whole time), and when people…

Maybe the novelty has worn off and they’re giving her spots to actual models and not B-List reality television fixtures.

Luther is absolutely fantastic. Please watch it.

In the 90's after her separation, Trump sent Diana many letters and cards and flowers. He very actively pursued her for years and tried to set up a private dinner or something when she visited New York, but she declined. He loudly told people in his social circle that she would be the ultimate trophy wife (not in…

After her divorce, Trump sent multiple bouquets of flowers to Buckingham Palace to the point Princess Diana was like wtf do I do with this guy? Gross!

Get that useless ass Melania out of my city and out of my country. We don’t want her here. And of all the events she could have travelled for, the American Invictus athletes deserve a representative that is a hundred times better. At minimum, someone who has held a legitimate job, has integrity, values freedom and…

I couldn’t tell is it was the angle or not from the first picture, but the CNN screen grab certainly shows it is the suit itself. Maybe she figures if she starts to look fat, Donald will set her free?

Not so much but what’re you going to do. Also, it’s my sincerest wish to some day randomly come upon Dolly and her husband at a rest stop on one of their driving trips where she goes without wigs and make-up. She claims to be unrecognizable but I would ID her by her heavenly glow.

Also, Woods is a garbage person. Who cares if you heard that he was nice to people once? Are you dense?

Which is why I was rather disappointed when she backed off on that when it went public. Rather than attempting to retract I’d have preferred she double down - “Yes, half of them are truly deplorable, despicable people. And I will fight for their actual interests just as I’ll fight for everyone else’s.”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Her estimation that half of his supporters were deplorable was pretty damn kind, and she knew it.

HI Jezzies,

So some guy in his road rage called me a “N***** Bitch” yesterday. Why? Well let me tell you.

This is an update. A few weeks back, I talked about having problems in the bedroom with my husband. I tried to have a conversation with him about it again, and he basically told me that I’m wrong and that I have been enjoying sex or else I wouldn’t keep having sex. It opened my eyes that sex isn’t the actual problem…

Catalina should be coming home sometime in the next month. She’s officially not receiving any care other than her CPAP and encouraging oral feedings, so the doctor said she can get home care for a couple months. We’re now arranging things with the insurance company.

Alexs’ meat packing district apartment pretty much ensured I was moving to NYC when I grew up.