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Why is she a thing?

I hadn’t thought about that movie in a while. Thank you. I <3 that movie.

She couldn’t even be bothered to learn/rehearse the lyrics that she was very clearly lip-syncing to at the beginning. Nope. Nope. Nope. How is she famous? Bruno would never phone it in like that.

I am so, so sorry.

Literally, every day is worse than the last. Bannon said he wanted to tear it all down and that is exactly what is happening. Why do these people hate what America has strived to stand for so much? How do they think that destroying our institutions, mores, and lives, will enrich them to a meaningful degree? How can

I miss Togetherness.

Um, Jackson Galaxy, please weigh in!

Willfully ignorant and/or hateful people have sold our democracy and our country to second-tier reality show producers. Because “god”forbid we have a serious person, capable of nuanced thought, who probably has at least a shred of empathy for other human beings, on the stage. No one wants to watch that boring, vagina

I want to feel bad for his mother who must be extremely embarrassed and in fear of losing her job. However, (hot take) based on Tampa and roman numerals, I’m thinking she may have a role in what she created.

Nope. I’m from Florida. I’ve lived or spent extensive time in eight different cities within Florida. I’ve gone to public and private schools there from kindergarten through college. I have also lived in two other states. Florida deserves the sterotype. Other than a couple restaurants I like (and a few dive bars), I

It may say something about my own damage but in those four sentences I can tell—I like you. 

Um, well, I know that I’m no Jamaica Kincaid but your Tweet Beat stuff made this very unhappy person smile sometimes. (I miss Tweet Beat!!!!!! I kind of need it so much during these times.) So, thank you for being good at your job. Good luck.

While, I have no idea if this is true in this situation, that many convictions for minor level stuff could well indicate an addiction at best, or mental health problems at worst. We should all realize by now that there is almost no help for people with chronic mental health issues in this country (especially if you

I am soooooo, disgustingly, madly, jealous of someone getting to watch Breaking Bad for the first time. I would do almost anything to go back to that time. Oh my god, you’re not even to Half Measures, yet. Sigh.

Seconded.

Please excuse my bitchy, judge-iness (because, the death of our country and, you know, personal troubles), but . . . for fuck’s sake, I can grit my teeth and deal with my doctorate-having co-workers misusing the word “ambivalent.” But writers?! HOW CAN SO MANY PROFESSIONAL WRITERS MISUSE THE WORD “AMBIVALENT”??!!!

Her body language is a little Patricia Arquette, no?

I appreciate your outlook/attitude and honesty. It sounds like you are really trying to have a good life and work through your past. However, as a damaged and sad woman, may I strongly suggest that you delete this account. If I ever found out that my (non-existent) partner did not find me as physically attrative as

Your responses are inspiring and I am pretty sure we must work for the same company (we don’t—I’m not in real estate). Almost all of the bosses that I have had at my current job generally think that any position that is technically beneath them, can be done by anyone. Let’s hire an aerobics instructor for an

One of the many, many, MANY reasons not to move to Texas is This! Those people are soooo proud of whatever regional, noone else in the other 49 cares, school. Texas A&M people seem to be worse than the UT people—but (oddly, because UT really is supposed to be a good public) the UT people seem to be less educated. And,