Movie star versions: Paul Walker and Channing Tatum. I walked ten miles to the Cineplex to see “Step Up” because my mom wouldn’t let my unlicensed teenage self take the car. MEANEST. MOM. EVER.

Actually it’s not booing, they’re chanting “Ruuu” haha just kidding, they were totally booing that bag of shit.

Soooo......as a person in academia, but not at Harvard: How the hell is Sean Spicer the best that ever-loving HARVARD can do for a guest lecture? My school is not nearly as wealthy, but we manage to bring in people who are more serious and important than Sean “Bunny” Spicer. Come *hippidy-hopping* on!

I think he just name-checked her because all he really knows about her is “very rich person who was famously super into fashion shit.” Either that, or he’s much more historically savvy than I’m assuming, and this is Shade. (Kara?)

It’s super weird to say she was brought up to be politically advantageous to her brother when her mother was Empress of the Austrian Empire when Marie Antoinette was sent off to eventually be Queen of France. Sure Maria Theresa could never be Holy Roman Emperor because of her gender and at that point her son Joseph…

Marie Antoinette was not very smart or educated. She was brought up to be married off to whoever was politically advantageous for the Holy Roman Empire (her brother being the Holy Roman Emperor). The royal court she was raised in prized modesty and frugality. She was 14? 15? when she was married off to the King of…

I’m going to put this as respectfully as possible. STOP viewing large men through the lens of “WOW!! Here he is next to a small woman!! Oooh the contrast!!” It’s simplistic, insulting, and extremely hypocritical. And just because Shaquille O’Neal does a good job handling situations like this does not make it any less…

The only way she can redeem herself slightly from her role in enlarging the Trump gene pool significantly is if she goes straight from her divorce attorney’s office to Mueller’s, but I’m not holding my breath. I’m convinced this is all just an attempt to grab as many assets for herself and her demon spawn before…

Congrats to being able pregnant by a philandering, homophobic asshole. He’s also allegedly abusive. She’ll be baby momma #5 for him. What could go wrong?

This is the only aspect of this story I care about.

She’s garbage. And what’s worse is how so many of her affectations are stolen from queer culture. Or appropriated. Whatever you want to call it.

Honest question: Why is this site in such utter love with a lady who made a transphobic and rape-promoting statement regarding how she’d handle her significant other cheating?

My bff is in this same boat and it’s a shit show trying to guess the motivations of the men on these different sites. And my experience at guessing our way through the various bazillion men we’ve encountered is that it’s a total crapshoot. He could easily be occupied for legitimate reasons, and hence, not in touch for…

I have zero recommendations but I have to say I did not like any of the Drunk Elephant line. Given the price and the hype, I expected wayyyy more. I’m glad the stuff I got was a gift and I didn’t spend the money (not that I would have) on the products or I’d be really annoyed.

Beauty thread?

God I’m so sick and tired of Fixer Upper marathons on HGTV. They are on all day every day and it’s mystifying because that woman seems to design the same house over and over. “Oh look! A 1920's shotgun house! Let’s make the interior look exactly like the farmhouse, and the Victorian, and the Craftsman!” Every single…

No, it’s still a bad move to go on something as low as the Wendy Williams show at the start of a run for political office. I don’t care how many snappy one-liners she has. I want actors who want to change careers and go into politics to start lower, not with a job like governor.

You all should create a subblog about Ben; you could call it Carson Daily.

Like... the safest from someone carving a dick into it?

Smoking gun, part 2. I’m a full-on Tessa and Scott truther now.