Thanks! I shall proudly wear my MAGA gear where I please.

I really hate to sound like one of those “stick to sports” ding-a-lings, but come on, man. Can’t we spend 2 hours together at a sporting event without turning into some kind of political pissing match?

““I believe it’s important to support our President whether he was your candidate or not,” Cameron told SI.com’s Grant Wahl.“

Jason Rantz is both his name and his job, uncanny

My friend and I gave Jr. so much crap at a game in Detroit in 1995. The next time he was up, he hit a 3-run homer and when he came back out to the field, he said, “HOW DID YA LIKE THAT?” I never felt smaller in my life but happier because the greatest player I had ever seen until that point went out of his way to rub…

Wait until Babe Ruth IV signs with the Albuquerque Isotopes.

Felix showed incredible loyalty to arguably the worst run professional sports team in North America in the last 15+ years. Why did he stay when he could have left to play for a contender? Because he felt loved by the fans. Rare.

How can I attain that euphoric high of moral superiority via your method, though?

I agree, it’s high time we got to the bottom of this magic business. I wanna know how they manage to hide my card in my ear, I’ve checked and it’s physically impossible.

and like their second half schedule, they dont get out much

well yeah, but racist != fascist necessarily, racist just means asshole. Not that any of this actually matters, least of which being my opinion on it

Portland’s not fascist! The rest of the state, however, is racist as fuck.

It’s still there, exactly the same as it was when my paw took me there in the early 80s after a few Marquette games, and it sounds like exactly the same as when he went in the mid-60s.

I only know it because a lifetime of Simpsons fandom has conditioned me to react to every terrible action scene with a lusty sigh and “Richard Dean Anderson will be in my dreams tonight...”

oh you met my stepdad!

TBH, if you are having a destination wedding, pay for all the required guests to go! Otherwise, get your scrawny broke ass down to the courthouse and take care of what is, let’s face it, a business transaction anyway (happily married 16 years but probably not when she reads this...).

Four-year-olds are fantastic. My son was 4 when we took him to his first hockey game, to see the (now defunct) Baton Rouge Kingfish of the ECHL. Part way through the first period, while players are scrambling for the puck along the boards, he jumps up, points at the ice, and yells, “There’s only one puck! You have to…

I had a buddy in high school who’s parents got divorced our freshman year. His dad got a bachelor pad apartment and bought a used Porsche.  He also got an ear pierced - total midlife crisis.  I remember we were drinking Jack and Cokes in glasses with straws.  He told us, “guys, only cocksuckers use straws.”  As fucked…

This is the right answer. Especially in this case, where the couple is likely established and doesn’t actually need anything on the registry, they’re just getting fancy shit to tart up the residence they’ve already shared for years. 

One of my biggest pet peeves in the entire world is when people refer to actors by the name of their most popular TV/movie character (e.g. calling Glenn Howerton Dennis Reynolds in conversation or online).