Chris Dugan on his way home after being fired for reasons he’ll never understand

Bleh, that’s such an obnoxious thing to say. Like their fandom has to be planned in advance and calculated for maximum gain. It’s not the fucking stock market. 

I’m a Sox fan, so keep that in mind, but I definitely texted someone a similar thought when Trump won. 

Money where your mouth is and the pics to prove it, I LOVE IT!

Or threaten a guy to death for catching a ball that was never going to be caught by the outfielder.

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

Curvin Richards (notorious for fumbling twice against the Bears in the 1992 home finale, Jimmy Johnson cut him the next day) would fall for a Nigerian Prince scam.

Charles Haley texts a rookie

The exploits of The White House would’ve been uploaded to PornHub

+1

They’re not saying any of them are connected to this matter, mind. Just, you know, a lot of people worked hard on something at some point over the last 11 days, and anyway, we’re moving on.

Jerrah’s on line 1.

Oh, my money was on the Cowboys. I’ll have to reconsider my wager now because you may have convinced me.

Washington had to be the team that’s gonna take the chance and sign him, right?

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

Eli is football Jeter? Let me give it a try.

Dumbass. He was called up from the minors years ago.

In a twist of irony, the Vatican baseball team, just happens to need a relief pitcher.

Additionally, Vazquez allegedly sent the victim text messages suggesting they would meet for sex after his baseball season was over.