Abe Simpson didn’t ramble on this incoherently. I’m waiting for Trump to tell us how he used to wear an onion on his belt, as was the style at the time.

I always though the worst one was a Lexus holiday commercial a few years back where the teenaged daughter got a Lexus as a gift.

my wife’s friend from high school took on the Roots all at once, is that similar? 

my wife’s sister’s douchebag husband (I refuse to acknowledge an in-law family connection with them) wore a suit and tie that matched what my groomsmen were wearing to pretend he was in the wedding, then proceeded to talk down to everyone about how he went to Harvard. If I wear a suit and tie I make sure to never do…

OJ Simpson as Nordberg - even funnier now

neither are saggy enough to be  him.  Probably Meliana and Ivanka showing off their taxpayer funded “kidney” work. 

So that’s where Meliana was sitting.

This comment is criminally under starred. Bravo.

I have actually been treated by one of the Knicks team doctors. Picked up a stress fracture that had been missed by others. The Knicks problems are not their docs.

Oh look, another triggered snowflake

that position probably isn’t necessary as this looks like something Trump himself would tweet out for “inclusion week.”

Boston or the Yankees?

I cannot now support the Astros and I will not support the Washington Nationals because I loathe the fandom of everyone who will be sitting in the high-priced seats in their stadium

Red Sox fans are so insufferable I started rooting for the Yankees. 

Good news for taxpayers of the area though. If the team keeps it up and continues to hemorrhage fans they won’t need to build a new stadium, they can just move into the new DC United stadium. Though at a capacity of 20K it might be too big for them.

ALCS 2013, ALDS 2014 (swept by the Orioles). Excuse me while I curl up in a fetal position. 

in 2 minutes, yes, according to my wife (it is her bottle, I’m not pounding my scotch).

And like Douche Jr., Taubman will soon be working in the Trump Administration/corporation too.