“Newton certainly hasn’t looked like himself.”

I always thought it was called the Supreme court.

Isn’t that now called Showing the Kavanaugh?

I found a clip from that match

To put in perspective how old Adam Vinatieri is....when his original team drafted him, they didn’t have any fans until his sixth season.

Gronk gets his 3 letter medical acronyms mixed up all the time. His doctor actually told him he was cured from his STD.  Silly Gronk.

“Mr. Gronkowski, I believe your statement has had the opposite effect...”

There is only one ass man.

You’re forgetting that Dr. Gronk has an M.D. in Boobology from the University of Rad. He knows what he’t talking about, okay.

Never underestimate the brain-cleaning power of Tide Pods.

Number one sign you have CTE:  You think your CTE is fixable.

Tommy “Machine Gun” Morrison cured AIDS so way can’t Gronk cure CTE?

I’m not disputing this but like

Real talk - this was simple and elegant. Thank you. 

My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.

I don’t think they’ll need to trick him.

“KEEP THAT MUSIC DOWN! Damn kids.”

+1 for correctly referring to the venue as Pine Knob

Bullshit, Keith Richards will outlast us all.