As a Lions fan I am forced to similarly point out that the Texans have won one playoff game in seventeen years. The Lions last playoff win came ten years before the Texans were born.

As a Lion’s fan I envy the Texans identity as a perennial first round playoff knockout team.

The official Republican platform (gop.com/platform/we-the-people):

Trying to play devil’s advocate, would you like it if veiled conservative mantras (that nobody opposes in their literal meaning but that clearly mean something else) were banned like “Blue/All lives matter” (AKA black lives dont matter), “GOD bless America” (AKA we’re a Christian country), “Support our troops” (AKA…

Jesus. With hobbies like this, I bet this guy is an extra virgin.

Uhhh, if someone is on FaceTime in the gym locker room you call fucking security. That’s not remotely acceptable.

Got flagged in highschool for “Fuck-Yeahing” a first down. When I found out small school college refs didn’t give a shit, it was my go to.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All true. And though I’ve only been to Baltimore a handful of times, I can say without reservation that pit beef is the fucking shit. It has bothered me greatly for years that Baltimore has this totally kickass sandwich that almost nobody outside the city knows while the Philly “cheese” “steak” has…

I’d never heard of Dundalk before 5 minutes ago, but I now hate it a lot.

This post could easily be renamed Why Your Suburb Sucks: Dundalk

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

Now I’ve got to clean my brain of the mindworm with Formula 309.

actually, Russ stated in an interview he voted for Hillary. He also moved his North Carolina wedding out of the state because of the “Bathroom Bill.”

Go to the mall in Puyallup, Bothell, Lynwood, Federal Way or Redmond any weekend out of the year and you are guaranteed to see at least one family - Mom, Dad, 2.5 kids - all wearing matching 12 Fan jerseys. 

ARod. ARod and Russ are both seen as having fake personalities, very plastic. Both have won one championship but are still seen as divisive forces on their teams. Neither one is really a bad guy, just stiff and insecure.

The Seahawks only exist to prove that no place is perfect. I love living in the Northwest but these fans. Good God. They act like they are close friends with everyone on the roster. The team goes down 3-0 in the first quarter and they go into witness protection for 3 hours.

(cough, cough)...I think I may have the black lung, Dad...

+1 ... all the darkness of Guinness, with nearly twice the ABV!

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.