How old are you?

Your gun is digging into my hip..

Heard he became a detective with the Miami PD.

alrighty then 

+1 Laces Out

I want to make some kind of joke about Rosen being sent to Miami is some kind of hint, since that’s where Jews go to retire. He should buy a place in Del Boca Vista and chill out.

I’m still not convinced that picture isn’t some kind of Weird Al parody shot from 1985.

The most unbelievable thing about a television show where The Rock won a Super Bowl with the Dolphins and now manages millions for players alongside the shotgun to the dick guy from Hot Tub Time Machine while some other heavybag goes from football to retirement to selling cars to GM of the Rams in 2 years is that the…

These owners really need to stick to sports.

The teen was clearly a paid actor.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

They care more about symbols than people, or ethics, or even thinking.

“Popsicles!” - Rex

“Oh, that’s cool”- Rex Ryan

Well you’ll be happy to know that Wisconsin Republicans now consider Asian women acceptable since they can use Asians as a rhetorical cudgel against other minority groups.

Knowing the term and using it in common parlance are two different things.

This kid is 3 years from sexually assaulting a girl in a frat house and about 20 years from being in the House of Representatives.

I think they love their “try hard” white guys because it gives all of these fat slob trailer dwellers hope that their fat, slightly touched, fetal alcohol afflicted boy can walk on at ‘sconnie and get drafted and do the trailer park proud. This is why that overrated pile of goo, Kuhn, is a fan fave. Same goes for…

So true about Australians. And if someone at work calls me “mate” I can be absolutely sure that they will never, ever have an ounce of respect for me.