I moved from Michigan to Wisconsin and lived there for seven years. Thus I had the perfect chance to ditch the Lions! I could not, because I’d rather root for the biggest trainwreck in the NFL than join the Lambeau Curd and Busch Lite Cult.

This is the State of Wisconsin summarized into 2 pages.

I live in Illinois and work in Wisconsin. I want the Packers to drown in a sea of melted nacho cheese more then I want a Bears Super Bowl. Packer fans are the Trump diehards of football. 

That’s awesome. All the times he drove him to travel baseball or took off early from work, or travelled to podunk to see him playing in the minors and then to get to see that? Fucking incredible.

Hitting a home run off deGrom is impressive. I hope this kid winds up on a Major League club soon!

Man 1998?! For reference, that was a time when the President could get impeached for a blowjob. WILD!

Grew up in Monroe, right on the border. This is entirely accurate.
Cedar Point is worth it though.

I feel once you’re to the point of needing a T-shirt to lay out how “not racist” you are, you’ve probably gone to at least one cross-burning or Trump Rally. 

I had a friend who dated a woman from Ohio in college. When she dumped him, he referred to her as that “worthless, Ohio, piece of shit.” One of my other friends fired back, “no need to say the same thing three times. We get the point.” 

For some reason when I looked at the article photo, I imagined that both QBs are listening to the Ducktales theme song.

Yeah, the kid going to a misogynist rally straight out of The Handmaid’s Tale with a MAGA hat and that obnoxious smirk, followed by filing numerous nuisance lawsuits demanding hundreds of millions of dollars in “emotional compensation” against every news organization their asshole family could think of to the left of…

I scrolled down for the comments on this one. It’s legitimately awful and, yet, perfectly encapsulates being a fan of the Bengals. 

This team remains about as enjoyable as sex after couples therapy.

What are you talking about. There are multiple references. Specifically where it comes from:

“I love red meat, the Dallas Cowboys, flying on airplanes, playing golf, have cats and dogs, and I drive a truck.”

If all he did was ignore everyone people would bitch that he was being a snob.

Yeah. Where the hell does he get off having fun with his kid and sharing a moment playing a game they both love. Asshole.

He was having fun with his son and I bet those kids on the other team will have a story to tell the rest of their lives.

Still nothing compared to the number of false advertising complaints they get regarding St. Louis-style “pizza.”

you left out the Boston fan who wrote in to complain that the ratio of f-bombs to racial and homophobic slurs was inappropriately skewed toward f-bombs