How long do you think they kept a straight face when they told him he got traded to New York?

The more typical route is to go into consulting/finance and ruin the world for everybody else.

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

FitzMagic and now Linsanity? Harvard grads have it so tough in 2019.

Stephen Miller almost definitely owns multiple Waffen SS uniforms, and probably no one in the Tampa coaching tree is actually from Tampa. 

if you told me that this was a fictional team created for the purposes of a movie, a la the ridiculous teams from “Any Given Sunday,” I would not question it for one second.

Speaking of people who have had rough times in Florida, they traded for Jason Pierre-Paul.

Standing next to a landslide to capture the video on your phone is the French version of taking Bison photos.

The club retired the slain deputies’ badge numbers and placed them on a Wall of Fame alongside the numbers of Jackie Robinson and three members of the Ripken family (Cal Sr., Cal Jr. and Bill).

Cops would find a way to cry and feel victimized if this happens guaranteed. Only hero’s get their own defaced flag logo. Even though their profession has a history of rampant corruption since it’s inception. Literally killing citizens that date protest for human rights and change, enabling drug dealers, protecting…

There are about a million different ways they could have honored these two fallen officers, but instead they went with the “fuck black people” one.

Truly disgusting coming from a baltimore affiliate. I guess we know how they feel about freddie grey.

“We can’t be racist, we retired Jackie Robinson’s number. Now that was a great negro.”

he is entitled to think its not political in the same way i am entitled to think its absolute bullshit.

The Raiders are like the pigs in Animal Farm. One time revolutionaries (Al Davis hired minority coaches about three decades before the NFL even paid lip service to the idea) who have degenerated into a farce of themselves.

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

“You can sniff it off the broad... Yesss!” -Darryl Strawberry

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.