What do Tim Tebow and Johnny Manziel have in common?

Probably just a stigmata, he'll be back in 3 days

Well my son, the lord works in mysterious ways.

Not when you continuously fail upward like Tebow.

The middle finger AND the palm? His body is telling him to go fuck himself.

I had reservations about commenting on this extremely prickly subject but well done.

Yeah, but the NFL also has zero bad faith since Tim Tebow left.

So he thought they had given him the starting job, only to have the team take it back? There should be a term for that kind of giving.

DID YOU KNOW HE USED TO PLAY WIDE RECEIVER?  

Was it because Barkin make fun of that creepy ass haircut of the Captain? Not sure why, but I find this story funny as hell.

Those who have cartoonishly absurd amounts of money don’t want to spend it. They’d rather hoard it, so no one else can touch their wealth.

I was gonna say, I did not notice this at my midwestern law school. Everyone came back pasty and a bit heavier.

I’m an EU lawyer, so let me explain. She waited too long to make her accusations, so they couldn’t try him as a Juvie.

Sure, so this guy is brilliant, but when I forge a promissory note I’m “a convicted felon.” 

“In the building” is also a pretty solid summary of my average day at work.

Fun fact: Ian Mahinmi used a similar photoshop method to get a $64 million contract from Ernie Grunfeld.

Larry Fitz is clearly positioning himself to become governor of Arizona when he retires. His slogan could simply be “You Owe Me This”

My beer’s breath smells like beer food

starred for the wall.

The team’s Twitter account actually changed their name to the Kardinals after Kingsbury was signed