thankfully my dentist’s hygienists caller her Dr. and her last name.  Just saying “Dr.” as if it’s their first name is beyond pretentious.  

I worked with a guy who went by Attorney, his name then J.D. Esquire.  Douchebag of the highest degree. He lived in his parents’ basement while working for a far right state Rep.

I have a JD so I could demand to be called “Esquire” but then I’d have to kick my own ass. Even doing a college adjunct teaching gig I’ve told students to not call me “professor” or “Dr.” (which many default to in the college setting) and am fine with Mr.

3 of my favorite memories:

don’t forget that opportunity at the scholarship for winning that golf tournament against Judge Smails. 

One of my best friends is a dentist (met him after dental school) and he has never asked me to call him “Doctor” (though I do go Hangover on him from time to time and say “you’re not a doctor, you’re a dentist). My dad never asked people to call him “Doctor” outside of the hospital/office but one of my friend’s dads…

90's for me and we did the same. Usually with Chi Chi’s (remember them?) or another place called Mongolian BBQ (massive customized stir fry). Once I got the fried ice cream from Chi Chi’s and hard to hide it in the walk-in freezer as everyone wanted it. 

I was a clubhouse attendant at a country club throughout HS. Cleaned clubs (with a toothbrush), cleaned carts, picked up range balls (yes, I got hit at a few times), other duties like banquet set up and taking out trash, but I got to drive the carts around the course and spend a lot of time outside. No tips though as…

I worked at Domino’s during summer and winter break during college. It was a lot of fun. We’d mess up pizzas (“what, nobody ordered the all meat and extra cheese deep dish? Crew pie!”) and enjoy shooting the shit and debating sports between our deliveries. I also could have written a hell of a sociology paper on my…

Outside of Tebow, there may be no QB better suited for the XFL than Connor Cook should his dad come along with him:

the idea that fans would just make the drive up I-5 to support the Chargers was laughable. How’s that working out, Son of Alex Spanos?

If you’ve had the misfortune of watching enough Lions football, it was a familiar feeling. You knew they didn’t stand a chance.

this is the Dolphins we’re talking about. 

That would be St. Louis, though no city is dumb enough to fall for that one. London seems to be reserved for the Jaguars.

“pay to build us a new stadium or we’re moving to LA.”

this comment is criminally underrated. 

disagree. There are redeeming qualities to Australia. 

Jalen Hurts is suddenly exploring his professional options in baseball.

“Friends also say that Schilling has an overwhelming desire to work with the White Sox. ‘Curt ain’t working with no colored Sox’”