Once Tesla hears that you didn’t pay for the optional convertible package, you’ll be getting a bill in the mail.  

“Daddy, the top came off...”

chevy’d

Raph: “Happy as I would be for this to mean we’d get a hastily reworked Honda E as, I don’t know, a new Chevy Vega, I think this will actually just end up with some all-electric Honda crossover.”

Eric, with the same info: “I guess this just means two huge conglomerates can save money for their investors instead of…

Whoop!

At some point I wanted to hear this story from Al’s perspective sung to the melody of Paul Simon’s Call Me Al. Kinda fitting as it was popular song at that time.

Some display their favorite hobby as a screen name. 

Acura in the front, Alfa in the back.

If my IT department made a response like that our CIO would gut our staff. The technical aspects of this website are god damn embarrassing.

Automakers are deferring all the payments for like 6 months. Don’t worry. Economy is going to come back bigly and all those filers will have new jobs by then. It’s going to be incredible...like a miracle.

Well thank goodness for that. Hopefully, this will kill truck sales, allow us to stop cars from coming into cities, and FINALLY stop people from driving to work.

I can’t hear you with Elon’s dick in your mouth.

Calm down, Elon.

Do you know how many times I’ve entered the highway, only to have the only person ono the highway, on the right lane, come up behind me, pull along side of me, and try to run me off the road knowing full well that there is an empty Lane that they could have moved over to. Then they imply that they were within their…

Too close to David...I get it.

Pole vault.

“Well trick me into an embassy and chop me up like a piece of meat, this is the last thing I’d have expected from Saudi Arabia!”

“I can’t say that I agree with genocide, but at least they’re using a pickup for actual work.” - Jalop McJaloperman