No kidding. Stocks have been overpriced for several years. Guess that happens when Cheeto dick cuts corporate taxes and gooses loose fiscal policy. The coronavirus has just expedited the inevitable recession. I’m sitting on 6 figures to invest myself.

How do you identify a vegan? Don’t worry, they will tell you...

Why am I disappointed Twingos don’t have Tweels?

Allow me...

Huh. Average of 59mph with zero stops. Impressive. 

Would that be on Ben or Brian?

What a load of shit. If FSD were a subscription service, I’m with ya. But if you’ve paid full pop for the option, you own it.

I’ve been lusting after a 4 year old base model manual 228i because it is a great drivers car. It’s not fast or fancy, but handles like a dream (slow car fast). Does the roundel make me an asshole?

Technically they are. Aside from contingency funds, and retained earnings for reinvestment (capital expenditures, R&D etc), the rest is typically paid as dividends to the owners of the company - the stockholders. 

I thought it was Kilo-Texas, Mega-Texas then Giga-Texas.

Just because you could go home with a girthy ride, doesn’t mean you should.

Due to my 3% Norwegian ancestry from more than a millennia ago, I’m deeply offended by your suggestion of Viking cultural appropriation.

Everyone is building, faster, quicker, more powerful, DCT, $+400K cars. This is a saturated market of Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Paganis, Bugattis, McLarens, and Koenigsegg and with the increasingly large wealth divide, less and less billionaires to buy them.

Well, lets agree to disagree. Because he is successful with some things does not give him license to do and say whatever the fuck he wants. That makes him as much a liability as an asset. I’ve given Musk credit where it’s due. In fact I’ll add SpaceX landing rockets his biggest accomplishment, but there is too much…

I don’t know all the facts, but certainly more than enough to not believe a fucking word that escapes his mouth. Musk by your own admission wavers between wild exaggeration and complete bullshit. I do not have brand bias against Tesla, and nothing I’ve said suggests I did. They currently make the best battery…

A simple tenet of business is to under promise and over deliver.

Hardly, Ballaban was calling out Musk, not Tesla. I think it’s fair to say the folks at Jalopnik would call out any CEO that spout wildly spurious promises or outright bullshit. It just so happens that Elon’s Musk happens to be particularly potent. If any other CEO consistently failed to deliver as much as Musk, they…

Newborn babies have legs but cannot walk. They are still feature complete!

Ooh, a RWD Mazda coupe that does’t have an unreliable fuel hungry rotary?!