Dear Stance, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?

li’l Jose tho.

Man, you guys are lucky that most Ranger fans can’t read because the way you’ve kicked them while they’re down this morning is deplorable.

Kids like this kid:

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

So that’s what gets swapped out! Thanks for sharing.

“Paul! What happened to your house??!”

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

My perception is that no team can take a minor story that could easily be swept under the rug and blow it up into back-page material quite like the Mets.

Here he is. I found him.

On the bright side, everyone is talking about Seattle’s bats in October. That never happens...

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Man, I didn’t want to close my eyes.

The reason they hate each other is because they’re so much alike. It’s like siblings bickering.

Challenge accepted.

That's a clown funeral, bro.

....Andy?

This is like a Highlight magazine picture. I’d like to think I’ve got it but everything involved alternately confuses and pisses me off.

BARBER: Really? Again??