Another classic segment of “Charlotte’s Web Gems.”

I don’t trust Alex Mack’s denial, something tells me this guy has a secret world.

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

Ed Hochuli is, I believe, a lawyer by his full-time profession. So I would have to assume he is lying here.

Wienerdog request: filled

Shift Up > Shift Up > Shift Down > Shift Down > Steer Left > Steer Right > Steer Left > Steer Right > Brake > Accelerate > Start Engine

Is there any gear head that has any other kind of pet than a rottweiler or doberman? Just once, I’d love to see a car guy play against type, hanging out in his shop with his weinerdog lying on the floor, or an aquarium with Gordon the Lobster in it.

You know who else was a frisky, “small” QB that early in his career was constantly yo-yo’d on and off the bench? Drew Brees.

Per PA DMV, Classic Motor Vehicle tags are for vehicles fifteen years or older, but wait another two years and you can get the “Antique” license plates.

I had an International Scout and a Jeep CJ7 in my former life. Man those were glorious trucks. I have never driven their equal since.

Andrew Collins?

It’s not even really close.

You can’t coach (lack of) height.

You’re that guy who would always play as Oddjob, aren’t you?

Odd Jobs:

Hello, gorgeous headlight recess. Prepare to die by the cold unfeeling hand of the wind tunnel.

Whoa now let’s leave Russell Wilson out of this

“LS3 - THE OCHO”

It sounds like it was sort of an acrostic of the 1, 2, 3, 4 for the games he’d be suspended (plus 12 being his jersey number). So, the 3x Super Bowl MVP, the 4x Super Bowl champion. I’m sure the 1 and 2 would have referenced some sort of similar accolades.