Nanoo Nanoo.

“thoroughly broke down the failed onside kick”

The demand to play 3B sounds fishy to me. Sounds just like a way to control which teams he gets traded to. Quick, which team is a contender, strong at third, weak at shortstop?

I’m still wicked pissed about Luis Tiant.

*boongozzle

see, there’s your problem right there, having an owner who “runs things day to day”

Saving him for when British royalty attend MLB games.

People, I AM A PROFESSIONAL. I worked at a sandwich shop for TWO YEARS. Listen to me.

He got mad at her when she brought him to the Air and Space Museum. When they got there he expected it to be empty.

She caught him cheating on her with the dental hygienist. Just before he left for an appointment she found him eating an entire box of Oreos.

Terrell Suggs still doin’ in at age 35. Oh, yeah!

My rule of thumb, if I spend more than 5 seconds staring at it wondering whether I should send it, don’t send it. Nobody regrets not tweeting something. Everyone has a tweet (some more than others) that they do regret.

Who doesn’t sit an a baseball stadium during one of those long extra innings games when one team finally takes a huge lead and there are no arms left in the bullpen that the manager is willing to use up and you’re like, “I’m almost completely sobered up! Coach, put me in!”

Is there an explainer for this stuff? How did the Red Sox pay Yoan Moncada $30m signing bonus (that’s a lot of twinkies) and teams are lining up $2.5m for this freak of nature two-way player Ohtani.

DC resident here. Yeah, I’ll get right on that. We voted 93%-4% for Clinton over Trump. Call my Senator too, right? Oh yeah, I don’t have one. My House “delegate” has no vote on the floor. I donate to national Dems in red states and then they fuck us over (voting against gun control in the district — thanks Jon…

Can someone please explain how a Goodell contract extension is a good business decision? We all act like obviously it isn’t, but what does the affirmative case even look like?

I’d like to see dueling pass mixtapes of LeBron, Bird, and Magic. Not clear who wins.

Easy to explain by analogy: You don’t “feel angrily” about something, you just feel angry. (and so on: you don’t feel hungrily when you skip a meal, you don’t feel happily when you watch puppies).

You are a bad person.

Dating myself here, but I thought she was a host of the good night show from about 10 years ago, who was fired for having done a PSA on safe sex or something like that.