Joel realized he had an article due today and didn’t have a goddamn thing to write about.

Next up - spatula-free stir fries! Because mouthfuls of steamed chicken is perfectly chased with the flavor of burnt onion.

Totally going to the Skins. 5 year 75 million / 40 guaranteed. It’s stupid enough for Dan Snyder to jump all over it.

You mess with the bull, you get the balls, apparently.

ugh, always with the manspleening

The moral of the story is, “Huh, that’s where the spleen is!”

The Sox players thought it was dirty, and it was a Yankee. That’s enough for him.

Oh for sure! I didn’t mean to say that using Apu to make that point about immigration justified his existence as a caricature, it seems like that’s where our wires got crossed. That more just happened to be the episode I chose because it was the first one I could think of with a pretty unabashedly progressive message…

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

I am a female criminal defense attorney. This is classic evidence of bias/motive, and I’m surprised it wasn’t admitted during the first trial. If there had been a conviction it would have been a huge appellate issue. Whether the jury believes it remains to be seen, but I’m glad it is being admitted this time. I…

Ask and ye shall receive:

Elder folk know him as “One Of The Good Ones,” the one who, speaking for all reasonable black people, absolved white people of any responsibility for black people’s problems.

He wanted an even higher strikeout rate, but “Giancarlo Stanton” was already taken.

Anyone who thought there would be 100 HR before 400 K’s between these guys is kidding themselves. Not saying the HRs won’t be there, but the Ks will always be more abundant.

Murderous. Especially on Saturday nights.

Seeing someone miss an easy pop-up and hang their head in shame like that is giving me grade school PTSD.

Economic anxiety?

That balaclava thing on his head was too close to a headscarf for Blue’s liking.  

The people responding to the protestors have a lot in common. I can’t white put my finger on it.

Regrettably, this is a sports culture problem that is exasperated by lower rung stops on the coaching ladder: the coach desperately wants to escape to a more lucrative gig, does immoral/unethical things to win (make that upward more happen), and school has little time, money or inclination to oversee a marginal entity…