In Martellus Bennett’s defense, every end of the pool is shallow after Jason Whitlock does a cannonball.

I’m gonna say the slightly obvious here, but Greg Howard did Deadspin and the world a great service by exposing this goddamn malicious phony for what he is.

Measured, reasoned and informative. All the things Whitlock is not.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

Isaiah is just furious because he knows hes playing Mugsy in the sequel

This is so ugly Curt Schilling denies it ever happened.

No, see, that’s what he wants you to think. Not being called the n-word is just the start of their agenda. It’s just the gateway drug.

His agenda is not being called the n-word you fucking dolt

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

Enough. If we want to move forward in repairing out democracy, we need to stop with out fascination with celebrity and star power. Articles like this are part of the problem. I hope our next president is charisma-free. I hope he’s is boring and uninspiring. That’s why I support Roman Reigns in 2024.

The problem with this statement is that I haven’t seen a single article arguing that James Comey is good. No one likes James Comey. You are right that he’s bad.

I guess their writers have been listening to Comedy Bang Bang recently

I was pitching to my 3.5-year-old last night and he nailed one over the fence into the neighbor’s yard. He was so excited, jumping up and down and running around. Hurt like hell to hit him in the head with the next pitch.

NOTES FROM THE GRAYS:

Music festivals are garbage. Amost every time, the acts you actually want to see are playing simultaneously, the sets are short and never as good as just seeing the act in a solo concert. They’re expensive. Port-a-Potties. Crush of humanity. Girls in native headdresses. $5 bottles of water. No thank you.

A bad opinion that is validated over and over again.

If you’re so firmly conservative that your mind goes immediately to “ESPN’s liberal agenda is killing them!”, you are likely a strong supporter of Fox News. If you have Fox News, you have cable. And if you have cable...you’re paying ESPN like $80 a year even if you never touch the channel.

Sneakers, Under Armour Sneakers

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out